fbpx

Here’s Why I Am NEVER Having Kids.

Here's Why I Am NEVER Having Kids.

I am never having kids because yours are jumping from couch to couch. 

Because yours are screaming with joy as they bike through the kitchen. 

Because yours had a diaper blowout and now the car seat smells bad. 

Because yours are having a teenage meltdown. 

Because yours are having a toddler meltdown.

Because yours are throwing clean laundry on the floor. 

Because yours are chasing the dogs with the vacuum. 

Because yours just farted in your lap.

Because yours got head lice last summer.

Because yours are fighting over the color of a spoon. 

Because yours are sneaking into your bed to sleep at night.

I am never having kids because your kids are unapologetically being children. 

Here's Why I Am NEVER Having Kids.

I am never having kids because I enjoy a full nights’ rest. 

Because I really like finishing my own meal.

Because I don’t like messes. 

Because I value my furniture and carpet.

Because I just couldn’t physically do it. 

Because I really don’t want to get fat.

Because I really love date night with my husband.

I really don’t want kids.

Because I don’t want to have a built-in best friend. 

Because I don’t want my heart to explode with love. 

Because I don’t want to see myself in someone else’s face. 

Because I do not want to have grandkids and great-grandkids. 

I am never having kids because I don’t want to be so overcome with love and appreciation that all of the exhaustion, fear, stress, and busyness fades away. 

I am never having kids because… I have no idea what I am actually saying. 

Here's Why I Am NEVER Having Kids.

Actually, I want more kids.

I want more kids because your newborn smells like Heaven.

Because they grow up so fast. 

Because I cherish this season of life.

Because I’ve never been happier.

Because being pregnant was magical.

Because I really don’t like hot coffee, anyway.

Because I want an excuse to go to Disney World again.

Because one seemed like enough until I had her. 

Because my kids.are.so.stinking.cute.

Because seeing my husband hold a baby is the BEST

Because it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. 

Because being tired isn’t as tiring as I thought it would be. 

Here's Why I Am NEVER Having Kids.

I want more kids because I’ve never felt more loved, needed, cherished, and honored in my entire life.


Make sure you never miss out on a parenting or community-related blog post: sign up to receive Cedar Rapids Moms posts in your inbox.  While you’re at it, join our VIP List to ensure you’re one of the first to know about upcoming Cedar Rapids Moms events and promotions!!


 

Free Family-Friendly Activities | In & Around Cedar Rapids

0
Looking for some budget-friendly fun to keep the kiddos entertained? From exploring parks to markets, and cultural spots, Cedar Rapids has a ton of free family-friendly activities for you and your little ones to...

Where to See Fireworks | In & Around Cedar Rapids in 2024

0
Fireworks are quintessential to ring in America's birthday celebration! You have bought your family red, white and blue outfits, sparklers are ready to light up the evening, the grill is ready to go with...

Parenting a Child with ADHD: A Mom’s Journey + Tips

0
Parenting is an adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. When my child was diagnosed with ADHD (Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder), it added a new dimension to this journey. It’s a path filled with challenges, discoveries,...

Father’s Day Events | In & Around Cedar Rapids

0
Father's Day is Sunday, June 16th. And while we don't need a single day to honor Dads and father figures (we should celebrate them every day!), make Sunday meaningful, special, and fun as you...

2024 Summer Fairs & Festivals | In & Around Cedar Rapids

0
Cedar Rapids is buzzing with summer fun! Think cotton candy, Ferris wheels, and games galore! From the Freedom Festival to local fairs, there's something for everyone. This list of events will be growing all...
 
Join our community.
Be the first to know about new resources, can't-miss happenings, and new blog articles! 
Yay, we're so glad you're here! Keep an eye on your inbox